thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

(via collidewithluigi)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via writers-are-dreamers)

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

(via hella-fangirl)

g-iggle:

why father

g-iggle:

why father

(Source: chicany, via the-hogwarts-sexpress)

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: slovvbro, via lowes-t)

(Source: crutal, via lowes-t)

(Source: frankgifs, via be-youtifulxo)

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

(via ihopeitworksout)

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

image

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass, via butterscotchwaffles)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via conormeade)

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

(via montpelliers)

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(Source: robotindisguise, via cassondrabookxv)