feistyfrank:

lordoftheinternet:

there is actually nothing worse than the prices of plane tickets

hitler though

(via alone-intheshadows)

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

(via always-a-lighthouse)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

(Source: ghoststud, via swagonyourcow)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via spooky-kyoya)

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

(Source: swanjolraven, via fandomqueer)

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy, via m1sguided1)

eidak:

BOYS W/ NOSE RINGS GOT ME FEELIN SOME TYPE OF WAY

(via livelifetoitsfullest69)

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via stepp3nwolf)

shadow-company-1:

htsflhssdmcu:

never-let—it-die:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Chester came full-circle. Nice.


Never not gonna reblog

shadow-company-1:

htsflhssdmcu:

never-let—it-die:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Chester came full-circle. Nice.

Never not gonna reblog

(via running-with-muses)

spoopyhahanonoseeren:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it 

i’m gonna drink it

update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird 

EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

didnt the original recipe have cocaine

(Source: tooruoikawa, via y0u-are-infinite)

(Source: octopussoir-, via fr33kinmatt)

meanplastic:

psyducked:

one time my sister walked in on me fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

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(via putatos)

iroh:

mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song

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(via pariscene)