July 2012
June 2012
When your parents call you to dinner 1,000 times.
When bitches try to hit me with their car
That one person that you just wanna...
If our parents could see our dashboards right now...
Imagine if your future husband/wife is following...
girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
That awkward moment when there is no awkward...