"Why are you single?"
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
these ladies are my idols
When there's a substitute teacher
Sitting at your house bored when suddenly you get...
ohyousillypotato: And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat. The blogger is a shy, docile creature… … that prefers the darkness… … and tends to be wary of the outside world. The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places. We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger… … but to no avail.
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me anywhere: is there wi-fi
believed: everyone stop being mean look at this dog he thinks this whole parade is his parade what a happy lil pup
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey
Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
When you have to wake up early for school: →